Can anyone translate this from techmonkey to English:

Second Life is experiencing issues related to network connectivity at one of our co-location facilities. Our Operations team is hard at work in resolving the issues. If you are not able to log in, please try another region to log into.

Thank you for your patience and we apologize for any inconvenience.

What is a co-location facility? Do they mean that servers are down? Why don't they just say "some of the servers are down"? And why do they lie and say that a "team" is hard at work when the post is timestamped at 2 A.M. Pacific time? Ninja, please... we all know there's only one guy in the office until 7 A.M.

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Yeah, I'm just annoyed that once again I couldn't log in to one of my favorite online places for a few minutes this morning before I left the house.

In other news... I discovered that AT&T has been charging me too much for my high-speed internet service. They changed their DSL speed and price tier structure a few months ago but kept billing me at my original rate. So I'm getting a credit, a new combination router/modem for free, and my connection speed will double from 3.0 Mbps to 6.0 Mbps, which is the speed that I should have been getting for what I am paying.

Tags: computer, gaming